How do you politely decline a sample of coffee?
a) "No thank you."
b) Glare. "Ugh, no."
c) Scoff. "I ONLY drink tea."
d) "God! I am so sick of being asked if I want samples of your stupid instant coffee!!!"
If you answered a, you are welcome at my Target/Starbucks tomorrow.
If you answered b, c, and/or d, you don't need to come to Target/Starbucks because you were already there this weekend. And I'd prefer you not come back.
Pop quiz over.
I'll send you the LARGE woman who apparently has never been taught how to go to the end of the line and wait her turn. No instant coffee for me.
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