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At exactly 2:30 tomorrow afternoon, I will officially lose my little sister to a man. A lawyer man no less. The last few days have been a whirlwind, and I will of course share a full report next week once I've recovered and sobered up, but I just wanted to check in quickly for my out of state fans who are experiencing this event vicariously. I will tease you now with a few quick tidbits from the past few days.
~ The most unusual item on my mother's to-do list: "P on escort cards." Say it outloud. Then try and figure out what she was actually supposed to be doing to the escort cards.
~ I walked in on a stripper going to the bathroom at our dance class.
~ My sister lost a bra strap between my car seats as she was changing next to my car in a parking garage (and wouldn't you know the woman parked right next to us showed up as I was reaching into sis's shirt to find God knows what...). I can see the headlines now: "Bride ticketed for indecent exposure; groom unsure why she was naked in a parking garage."
That will have to tide you over until later - wish me luck! Have a great weekend all :)
2 comments:
Ok, I've tried. I've said it outloud. P on escort cards??? I've no clue. :) Fill me in.
"pee" on the escort cards... she had to label some cards with the letter 'P' to indicate pasta dinners... but when she was talking she just kept saying "pee on the escort cards, pee on the escort cards"... and by 11:30pm on Wednesday night - that was funny ;)
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