Turkey "Hunting"
Setting: Our house, this afternoon.
NavyGuy: Hark woman! I am caveman. I have left the cave and tracked down a wild bird to feast on at Thanksgiving!
Mugs: What?
NavyGuy: I have done my manly duty of hunter/gatherer and secured a turkey for our Thanksgiving dinner!
Mugs: Seriously, did you hit your head?
NavyGuy: Bird! Turkey! I procured meat for my family! (grunting)
Mugs: So let me get this straight - as a "manly caveman hunter" you called the meat shop, told another man to go out and get a turkey, kill it, pluck it, and pull out its innards, after which you will brave the dangerous streets of downtown to retrieve it days before Thanksgiving.
NavyGuy: Well, I'll probably drink a beer while I cook it.
Mugs: There's your inner caveman.
2 comments:
Ugh....manly hunter....find good grub for family...ugh ugh grunt grunt (scratch scratch)
Maybe if you're lucky, he'll drag you by your hair to get the rest of the groceries.
I sent out 6 copies of your letter today. just an FYI....sorry I got behind on it and it got late.
~J
Many many thanks!!
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