Thursday, December 4, 2008

Headlines from the Week

With three babysitting jobs in the next three days, the remnants of a vicious cold, and a to-do list six feet long, I'm going to have to just hit the headlines of my life from the past few days:

Extra! Extra! Temporary Washington Teaching License Arrives; More Paperwork Ensues

Tickets Booked for Wisconsin Holiday Vacation; All Parties Hope We Don't Get Stuck in St. Louis En Route

Mugs Sews! Authorities Worry "The End" is Near

Vicious Cold Symptoms Launch Incursion Against NavyGuy; NavyGuy Battles Back with Vitamin C and Jedi-Mind Tricks

Two Marines Barricade Themselves to Video Game Console; Slight Movement Noted When Hunger or Nature Calls

Anyone else have a good headline for something that's happened this week?

4 comments:

Princess of Ales December 4, 2008 at 9:50 AM  

Husband Starves Kittens, Kitten Bites Wife, Wife Kills Husband

Woman Spends Entire Paycheck in One Week, Has Heart-Attack

Five Holiday Parties in One Week Drives Woman to Drink, Flee

keby December 4, 2008 at 3:50 PM  

Wife Laughs Hysterically at Husband Wearing Flannel Pajama Pants with Nice Sweater at School

Rebecca December 4, 2008 at 4:56 PM  

Thesis Defense date looms, Post-doc offers eagerly sought

Anonymous,  December 4, 2008 at 7:15 PM  

Weary mother confuses floor for bed, does not move for days.

TWP

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