Headlines from the Week
With three babysitting jobs in the next three days, the remnants of a vicious cold, and a to-do list six feet long, I'm going to have to just hit the headlines of my life from the past few days:
Extra! Extra! Temporary Washington Teaching License Arrives; More Paperwork Ensues
Tickets Booked for Wisconsin Holiday Vacation; All Parties Hope We Don't Get Stuck in St. Louis En Route
Mugs Sews! Authorities Worry "The End" is Near
Vicious Cold Symptoms Launch Incursion Against NavyGuy; NavyGuy Battles Back with Vitamin C and Jedi-Mind Tricks
Two Marines Barricade Themselves to Video Game Console; Slight Movement Noted When Hunger or Nature Calls
Anyone else have a good headline for something that's happened this week?
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Husband Starves Kittens, Kitten Bites Wife, Wife Kills Husband
Woman Spends Entire Paycheck in One Week, Has Heart-Attack
Five Holiday Parties in One Week Drives Woman to Drink, Flee
Wife Laughs Hysterically at Husband Wearing Flannel Pajama Pants with Nice Sweater at School
Thesis Defense date looms, Post-doc offers eagerly sought
Weary mother confuses floor for bed, does not move for days.
TWP
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