Advice...

Things you should not say to your fiancee when he returns from 2 weeks of military survival training:

"Ew! Your feet are so gross."

"You lost 15 pounds! Not fair! I want that kind of diet!"

"But aren't you glad I didn't break anything else on the car?"

"Whatever dude - you man cuddled in the desert!"

"I've done a LOT of walking - almost a couple miles one day!"

"I can't believe you ate rabbit stew. I would not have done that."

"Ugh. I'm tired. I'm going to bed."