AGH!!!!!
The Florida bugs have ganged up on me and exacted their revenge for all of my badmouthing.
My left foot was attacked by a mound of fire ants.
So far, 13 separate bumpy hives have erupted on my foot.
Those damn ants knew I already packed the anti-histamine.
This battle is not over.
P.S. NavyGuy said it was my fault for stepping on their home, and that they're just little bug bites for goodness sake, and buck up. I told him I'd show him little bug bites (and something else that rhymes with buck up).
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Which reminds me of one of my favorite friend nicknames do date: Dr. Rebuckster Fucktenstein. And, as the good doctor would say, "Ants belong in your pants, not on your feet, so it's definitely their fault."
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