Sunday, October 4, 2009

Pop Quiz

How do you politely decline a sample of coffee?

a) "No thank you."
b) Glare. "Ugh, no."
c) Scoff. "I ONLY drink tea."
d) "God! I am so sick of being asked if I want samples of your stupid instant coffee!!!"

If you answered a, you are welcome at my Target/Starbucks tomorrow.

If you answered b, c, and/or d, you don't need to come to Target/Starbucks because you were already there this weekend. And I'd prefer you not come back.

Pop quiz over.


ebs handler October 5, 2009 at 3:59 AM  

I'll send you the LARGE woman who apparently has never been taught how to go to the end of the line and wait her turn. No instant coffee for me.

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