Which Bride Should I Be Today?

We're at 40 days. 40 days. Less than six weeks. Lord give me strength.

Much as I would like to be in this state...I'm waaaaaaaaay closer to this place...
Or this place...I kinda think this might be the route to go; screw the stress and worry, and just arm yourself.

(Props to this bride for working the gun and cigarette while still making sure her tiara is on straight.)